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aquired from the words "phallus" and "vegetable" pushed together, a phagtable is a vegetable that resembles a phallus in any way.

pronounced 'faj-tub-ull'
John, your shopping cart is full of phagtables. Got a fun night planned?
by trumpetg0d May 27, 2010