Petriarchy 

When a pet rules a family.

pet patriarch patriarchy matriarch matriarchy rules ruler pet rule pet control pets controlling dog cat dog ruler cat ruler king prince princess queen petriarchy

Petriarchy by JohnnnnStrimmmpl January 4, 2014

In peril like Cheryl 

To be in a perceived dangerous situation

Yo, Dog, my foot was stuck in the public restroom. I was in peril like Cheryl.

In peril like Cheryl by DC Tuttle April 19, 2019

The Petri State

A nickname given to Georgia due to Governor Brian Kemp’s premature move to reopen so many businesses and venues sure to efficiently spread COVID-19.

With all this business flowing back into our restaurants, theaters, hair salons and gyms, I’ll die happy in the good ole ICU right here in The Petri State!

The Petri State by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

Lady Petrol 

A name given to an alcoholic beverage such as cheap wine which helps gets a lady going on a night out.

The girls were getting on the lady petrol for the pre lash before hitting the town on a heavy night out...

Lady Petrol by lifeofriley August 15, 2010

Petrichor 

the smell of dust after rain

Idris: It means "the smell of dust after rain."
Rory: What does?
Idris: Petrichor.
Rory: But I didn't ask.
Idris: Not yet. But you will.

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crimson, eleven, delight, petrichor <3

Petrichor by tu_es_mon_soleil June 27, 2011

Pubes for Petroleum 

A non-profit organization that encourages others to shave their pubic hair and give it to BP or Kevin Costner to help with the Flaming Verizon Sanchez clean-up.

On June 10, 2010 Robin Williams donated 14 bushells of hair to Pubes for Petroleum by shaving his balls.

Pubes for Petroleum by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010

petrol 

Gasoline. Used in the UK and most of it's former colonies, sans the USA and Canada.
Oddly petrol is NOT short for petroleum.

Brit: Looks like we need petrol. We'd better stop at a station and fill up.
American: Looks like we need gas. We'd better stop at a station and fill up.

petrol by GAWII May 20, 2008