peeing games 

You came from The Big Guns episode (s6 ep. 12) of Modern Family. Dont deny it.

"I've tried everything, books, songs, and parenting websites!"
"Hell! Don't search up Peeing Games on the internet"

peeing games by roxmstar July 23, 2020

peningful 

something that is sexually arousing to a male; i.e meaningful to your penis

"damn look at that hot girl"
"yeah she's really peningful to me"

peningful by seksimopho November 13, 2012

Peeing on the same bush

A replacement for "On the same page". Means that you are in agreement with someone else.

"I agree with Bill, we're peeing on the same bush"

Peeing on the same bush by Tacoman3005 May 11, 2015

Junko posing 

Junko posing is the language cosplayers use. It consists of hand signals that derive from movements Junko Enoshima from Danganronpa does. It may seem difficult to understand, but with time and practice, you may be able to master it.

Look! There's a wild cosplayer! I hope I am fluent enough in Junko Posing to be able to communicate with it.

Junko posing by Ash Winters August 13, 2019

t posing 

Something people do to assert dominance.

Bob was t posing to assert his dominance to Joe.

t posing by Dys😩 June 6, 2018

posing for animal crackers 

It means you are sitting/standing around being fucking useless while everyone around you is doing something.

Hey, (insert coworker name here). Are you posing for animal crackers or do you think you might pick up the phone when it rings?

posing for animal crackers by Lady NY February 4, 2017

Peeing sitting down 

When you sitt while peeing like a woman, as a man.

Benefits: I can focus on the future instead of focusing on aiming.
If i suddenly feel like taking a poop while peeing, I'm already sitting down.
I dont have to fear that I will miss the toilet.
My wife would stop whining about me sitting down.

Yeah I like peeing sitting down, deal with it.

Peeing sitting down by Im a wizard. September 15, 2016