and you don't want to know what I thought you were talking about when I first read that. lol sorry, for the momentary PERVINESS, been around too many odd conversations tonight.
by thenext8seconds November 21, 2010

by yadayoot September 24, 2018

Creepy. Describes a middle-aged guy who stares too much and doesn't realize that young girls aren't interested in him. A step below a stalker.
by mandingoe April 19, 2004

by robotmad January 05, 2007

by crazyfock November 07, 2003

Melody: Did you see that old guy with the thin mustache who was eating that banana?
Chuck: Yeah, he looked like a total pervis!
Chuck: Yeah, he looked like a total pervis!
by Chucky Girl July 09, 2010

A pervie or pervies is a wackaloon who frequents online chatrooms and forums. They are often rude and childish. They can be a blondeislost with severe emotional issues which need professional help. Often a pervie will become stuck in a state of matronation.
by TIZReporter October 16, 2005
