Lifetime Perversion Pass

What you get once you complete 12 years of religious schooling, allowing you to spend the rest of your life exploring all of the things your education repressed.

"Man, she showed me how to do some things I never even imagined. Where has she been all of my life."

"12 years of Catholic education; you did your time. You earned your lifetime perversion pass."

Lifetime Perversion Pass by JScotts February 14, 2009

Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion 

A. Literally, As though extremely sacred, and yet against the predefined moral path. A fake holy heracy.

B. Something random that is shouted in the first verse of "Psychosocial" by Slipknot

Packaging Subversion, Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion

Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion by The Definition Maggot March 2, 2009

Perfessional

A hybrid of personal and professional.

1. “Hey tweeps, some perfessional news! I got a new job.”
2. Debbie’s made a perfessional decision to spend less time in the office.

Perfessional by Will883 October 7, 2021

Pervetron 

(PERV – uh – tron), noun; portmanteau of pervert + electron

Ostensibly an airport security device that electromagnetically scans the entire body of the suspect, er traveler, and then delivers porn-grade, virtual images of said man, woman or child to underpaid TSA apparatchiks and the geeky technicians who maintain the device.

Sergio: Hey, Vito! Come feast yo' eyes on the piece of cheesecake that just walked into our new Pervetron-6900!

Vito: Man, those gotta be at least 36-Ds! Hey, Sergie! Zoom in there… is that a clit ring I see?

Sergio: Oh, yea! Cha-ching! We's got ourse'f a money shot!

Vito: Quick, Serge! Snap a picture with your iPhone for the collection!

Pervetron by Helmut Meinschaftgefülenberger August 5, 2010

fif-presion 

the act having a long losing streak on fifa and becoming mildly depressed as a cause of the results

Wow i got a severe case of fif-presion after getting killed in 5 straight games.

fif-presion by nukufo October 29, 2011

extreme pervertion 

When some1 becomes extremely horny and perverted that it becomes a sport. An individual practicing this sport usually tends to brake things.

Mikes was practicing extreme pervertion while we were trying to clean up.

extreme pervertion by chocolate milk breaking things August 4, 2010

perversion excursion 

when your internet is down and it's time to make a trip to the smut shop

i forgot to pay my internet bill, i need a perversion excursion yo!

perversion excursion by j caviston April 15, 2008