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Fif: means to plead the fifth amendment; to not tell something to someone else because of whatever circumstances.

In the superlative, fif can be written as "fizzif"
Example 1: Rick: "Tell me what happened last night with that hot chick!'
James: "fif"

Example 2: "I plead the fif!"

Example 3: "I can tell you that I plead the fizzif"
by Charlie Murphy June 10, 2004
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In French (Eastern Canada), a " fif " is someone who's homosexual or acting like it.
Le féminin de "fif" est "five"
Sti qu'té fif !!!
Té five mon homme !!!
by laurent September 26, 2005
low-grade marijuana, shwag, middies, etc. "fifth" or "fifty" also acceptable.
"I don't have much money so let's split a bag of fif and roll the L. Be on the float before long"
by Yuri Dadinov October 05, 2011
short for 50 cent
-Have you seen 50's new video
-Yeah, fif is crazy
by bush_is_pussy January 13, 2011
The Fifth Amendment.
Uh, I plead the FiF.
by Red Impulse March 05, 2004
Fuck it it's Friday
Your friend offers you one more glass of wine on a Friday evening. You know you shouldn't but FIF (Fuck it, it's Friday).
by JohnnyQuestisgay November 11, 2011
F.IF = Fart Induced Fit. The mad flailing of arms and nose pinching that happens as soon as a fart is smelt by the person unfortunate enough to be in the room when somebody else farts.
Hey man I did the best fart the other day but my girlfriend had a total F.I.F.

or, on seeing someone's reaction to your fart you can say
"Don't F.I.F out on me now!"
by ruby_wednesday April 09, 2010

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