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permastoned 

The physical and mental state sometimes aquired by someone who consistently smokes, or used to smoke, a lot of weed. Typically characterized by the feeling and appearance of being stoned even when one is still technically sober.

See: Tommy Chong. The guy who works at your local smoke shop. Any stoner with a seemingly permanent smile and lazy eyes.
"Man, my dad hasn't smoked in years, but you can tell he's permastoned from his days on the commune".
permastoned by so stoked April 7, 2005

permasingle 

"Permanently Single"
I'm permasingle, there's no one out there for me.
permasingle by ekailthomas January 10, 2008

permastudent 

One of those people in their late 20s or early 30s, or even mid to late 30s who has never held any kind of full time job, barely has a degree worth mentioning (usually in something assinine like liberal arts or women's native's lesbian's studies) and is still trying to get juust a few more courses before they can start their PHD..... and eventually retire at 75 with several million in student loan debts and never having worked a day in their life (aside from mandatory TA positions).
All of the sophomores had a class with Johnny, a 35 year old permastudent who has been stretching his final year of university over the past decade.....
permastudent by muntumbo mo klik December 15, 2006

permasin 

A type of build found on the online MMORPG Guild Wars. An assassin using Glyph Swiftness, Deadly Paradox and Shadowform can maintain Shadowform indefinitely, giving the user immunity from most types of damage. Often used for farming.
Note: there were permasins before GW:ENexisted, but with its addition the build becomes much simpler.
Me: Um...hi.
Group: OMG FINALLY A PERMASIN TO RUN US TO DROKS! Do you have shadowform?
Me: What's that?
(kicked)
permasin by MankMoon October 19, 2008

permastoned 

someone who has smoked so much weed that they are in a permanent state of high.
Kristy, "Did you get cookie dough at the store?"
Anna, "Ya know i meant to..but...i.. hey are their any brownies left cause..."
Kristy, "Shit dude are you baked or just permastoned?"

permasquirt 

Diarrhea that is so foul that it leaves a permanent stain on the toilet that even paint thinner cannot remove.
Denny's last night gave me the case of the permasquirts so bad that i had to buy a brown toilet seat to match the stains.
permasquirt by Bancky November 4, 2006