Permashut 

Noun,
A serious and often deadly medical condition affecting the vagina, whereby the vaginal canal walls actually fuse together and permanently close. Caused by acute and prolonged voluntary or involuntary sexual abstinence. If treated early, the condition can be reversed with a proceedure known as a Donkeydickotamy in which huge erect penis is repeatedly thrust into the vaginal canal tearing a new opening. This proceedure is long and painful and often requires reconstructive surgery, not usually covered by conventional medical plans.

Mika: "CELEBATE 4LIFE!"
Hector: "I hope you're still putting things in there on occasion to make sure your vagina doesn't permashut."

Permashut by armbarbandit June 11, 2011

permastudent 

One of those people in their late 20s or early 30s, or even mid to late 30s who has never held any kind of full time job, barely has a degree worth mentioning (usually in something assinine like liberal arts or women's native's lesbian's studies) and is still trying to get juust a few more courses before they can start their PHD..... and eventually retire at 75 with several million in student loan debts and never having worked a day in their life (aside from mandatory TA positions).

All of the sophomores had a class with Johnny, a 35 year old permastudent who has been stretching his final year of university over the past decade.....

permastudent by muntumbo mo klik December 15, 2006

permasquirt 

Diarrhea that is so foul that it leaves a permanent stain on the toilet that even paint thinner cannot remove.

Denny's last night gave me the case of the permasquirts so bad that i had to buy a brown toilet seat to match the stains.

permasquirt by Bancky November 4, 2006

Permastubble 

When a man doesn't have a beard, but he also doesn't shave. He uses trimmers to keep his beard at the perfect stubble length permanently.

"Why does that guy look like he shaved four days ago every day?"
"oh, he's got permastubble."

Permastubble by xtravix December 21, 2008

Permashifting 

Permashifting is when you shift to another reality forever or for a very long time. The name suggests that it has to be permanent, but it’s also called Permashifting if you come back to this reality after a long time, like a year.

Person 1: I Permashifted to Hogwarts once.
Person 2: How long were you gone?
Person 1: Two years, but I’m thinking about going there forever.
Person 2: Permashifting is a big decision, but remember, you can always come back!

Permashifting by A human being that slays October 15, 2022

permaphuck 

A particularly bad dose of permalag - persistent jet lag where the traveler shuts down all non-vital functions in order to survive the rest of the journey. Kicks in after ~60 days of back-to-back time zone crossing travel and high-stress meetings. Signs of permaphuck include: exhaustion; extreme anti-social behaviour; and waking up not knowing what continent you are in.

Travelers have been known to survive for weeks in a state of permaphuckedness - by switching to auto-pilot and falling back on learned behaviours. There are however long term side effects: deteriorating health; a trail of broken relationships; an unhealthy awareness of and desire to talk about airport lounges.

Some travelers believe that permaphuckedness is a result of their soul trying to catch up with their physical self.

The use of "phuck" stems both from its use inside corporations where employees are trying to side step the email monitoring algorithms, and on blogs etc where the writer is trying to avoid being listed as a porn site.

I'm so permaphucked I could crawl into a ball and die.

The only way I'm going to ride out this permaphuck is to keep drinking.

permaphuck by Tokyoite September 11, 2009

permashades

A seemingly permanent sunglass-shaped tan line outlining one's optical region. Caused by dangerously high levels of ultraviolet exposure. Commonly found on the faces of bronze beach babes and metrosexual males.

Dude 1: What happened to your boy's face? Did he fall asleep at the beach?
Dude 2: Nah. He just picked up a new pair of permashades at the tanning salon.
Dude 1: He's so metro.

permashades by super adam January 15, 2010