A serious and often deadly medical condition affecting the vagina, whereby the vaginal canal walls actually fuse together and permanently close. Caused by acute and prolonged voluntary or involuntary sexual abstinence. If treated early, the condition can be reversed with a proceedure known as a Donkeydickotamy in which huge erect penis is repeatedly thrust into the vaginal canal tearing a new opening. This proceedure is long and painful and often requires reconstructive surgery, not usually covered by conventional medical plans.
Hector: "I hope you're still putting things in there on occasion to make sure your vagina doesn't permashut."
by armbarbandit May 17, 2011

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