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8.
a dog who is very large, and who is over-loved by an owner.
that percy is getting strangled by Erin!
by Tony Espada June 08, 2010
 
9.
Old school slang word for cocaine in the UK.
"I am out two parcels of percy" ala Love, Honour, & Obey.
by EzGoingKev January 17, 2009
 
10.
Another term for my penis.
Say hello to percy... kiss him... kiss... him!!!
by The Great Rando July 14, 2002
 
11.
A lie about a subject or answer to a question you don't feel comfortable answering.
Annoying friend: "What did you add to Urban Dictionary?"
Shorty: "We added "Flumpkin"
Annoying friend: "Seriously, I looked, what did you add?"
Anele: "We'll just tell you a percy so it doesn't matter."
by Circuede500717 May 12, 2009
 
12.
1.) A name which a man gives to his penis when dissociating himself from responsibility for its actions or reactions.

2.) A homosexual character in jokes which heterosexual people make about homosexuals. There's usually another homosexual (called Cyril) in the jokes.
1.) "It's not me doing that, it's Percy."

2.) "Cyril and Percy walk into a bar. Percy says, "Thyril, is that a gun in your pocket, or...?'" (followed by the rest of a lame joke).
by Xaviana December 01, 2003
 
13.
A person who complains and moans over stupid shit.
Man quit acting like such a percy
by slang translator April 06, 2009
 
14.
Led Zeppelins leadsingers (robert plant) nickname, given to him as bonzo was watching a show where the gardeners name was percy, and sayin summin like, "hey ur names plant, hes a gardener, ur new names percy"
bonzo - "hey ur names plant, hes a gardener, ur new names percy"
by ten_years_gone December 15, 2005