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2nd most badass of greek gods and lord of the sea. Caused Hurricane Katrina.
Bender: Curse you merciful poseidon
#god #greek #sea #ocean #lord
by RocktheJordan August 30, 2006
Poseidon (Neptune) is the brother of Zeus.
Poseidon is the ruler of the waters.
#poseidon #hades #zeus #greek #mythology #religion #neptune #the twelve olympian gods
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 04, 2010
Son of Kronos and Rheia, brother of Zeus, Hades, Hestia, Demeter and Hera, Poseidon is one of the six original Olympians. His mission is to give voice to the earth. Poseidon was commonly called the earth shaker and the earth encircler in The Iliad and The Odyssey of Homer. He pounds and shakes the earth and sea with his wrath and pleasure and answers to no one, except Zeus.

His kingdom is the vast sea which he has populated with creatures of his own design. He rides the waves in a chariot drawn by dolphins but, curiously enough, his most honored creation is the horse.

One story tells of some very clever mortals who devised a competition between the divine Athene, daughter of Zeus, and Poseidon, brother of Zeus. The contest would be for the two immortals to devise cunning gifts for the mortals, they, in turn, promised to show eternal gratitude to the victor. Poseidon devised the horse and Athene created the olive tree. Athens was named after the contest winner but Poseidon’s gift of the horse literally change the shape of the ancient Greek world.

Also Pwns Spyware on GW
"Hey look! Poseidon is Drowning hades!"
by Vinatieri 4 Ne April 20, 2005
Doug Osborne
Order for poseidon!!
#beyonce #za's #mallder #zena warrior princess #poseidon #zeus
by September 18, 2007
To perform oral sex on a woman's vagina.
I real want to Poseidon Arya man!!!!
#vagina #pussy #sex #oral #cunt
by Personfromaplace February 09, 2011
The seaking of posers
Dave: Wow, look at that group of posers
Rick: Whoa, look at that one, Poseidon
#poser #sea king #greek god #emo #skater
by Furioussteve November 02, 2007
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