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Penmaenmawr 

Quiet, lazy town on the North Wales coast. Surrounded by mountains, with a beach at the front, great place to lounge and get smashed! Mushrooms (of the magic variety!) grow EVERY year locally....so if you want a decent conversation with a local, don't try during july-october, you won't get much sense from them unless you speak 'tripping balls'.

That said, Penmaenmawr is a definite step up from Colwyn Bay or Rhyl......those places are filled with scummy scousers and dirty manc's. They actually call it a 'holiday'...

We have our monuments e.g. : 'Rose Hill' the nightclub which is open 6pm friday-6am monday (continuous!)
Kebab-Duls : Where you can get any food you want, at any time! (as long as its kebabs, between 9-12pm)
The Snooker Hall : forget what they do there....
The Gladstone : A Public House...that isn't even in Penmaenmawr (In Dwygyfylchi)
Open Mic Night in The Alex : Come sing, play instruments and puke on a transvestite!
Pete Magic : The local Magician, can make alcohol disappear in the blink of an eye!
Our Patented Asphalt 5 a side pitch : Yes you read correctly!, the fun of 5 a side, on the luxurious comfort of asphalt!

Just to comment on the comment above, Penmaenmawr has been Smack-head free for over 5years! We drove them all into the sea :D (I think most of them went to Colwyn Bay, or Llanfairfechan)

I have lived in a lot of proper shit holes, but i must say, Penmaenmawr is the nicest shithole so far!

Citizen of Penmaenmawr : MoTT Mi
Mushrooms Party sunny drugsPenmaenmawr
Penmaenmawr by MoTT Mi August 30, 2013

Penmanshit

A complex word morph of shitty and penmanship, used to describe very poor hand-writing.
Jen: Christy, will you write this love letter to kim for me? I have really sloppy writing and am trying to impress her.

Christy: Oh, you mean you have penmanshit? Sure thing.
Penmanshit by JenBertoni March 2, 2009

penmanship 

the physical art (regardless of whether or not the piece of writing is actually correct in terms in of spelling, grammar, morphology, syntax etc..) of legible human handwriting.
father (after reading a student-to-parent from his daughter's school: really? is this f-sag or what? They want you to hand in all your written homework as computer documents? what these tulips are trying to accomplish by abolishing penmanship is beyond me.
penmanship by Uncle Dimma February 4, 2014

Angel Penmen 

A stuck up immigrant mexican malaria infested jizz eating fucking racist-to-asian pineapple.
1.Ew its Angel Penmen.
2.OMG run she's got malaria.

3.Angel Penmen, FUUUCK.
4.FUCKKK get your umbrella she's gonna shit everywhere.
Angel Penmen by angelisamexikunt October 18, 2010
A sexy, young, charming boy. Usually lightens the mood and is a natural sex preditor. Latin for 'Sex God' a Penman goes though at least 200 women in his life time.
I can't beileve Penman shagged every girl at the party last night?!

Lucky fucker!
Penman by Penman May 24, 2012

Penmanshit

Shitty penmanship. This is what causes people to think that I can fluently write in Klingon
During my last class in school yesterday, I randomly decided to approach the white board and write "Everybody sellz cocaine." However, my penmanshit got in my way, and not a single classmate could read it, meaning not a single laugh was uttered...
Fuck!
Penmanshit by OmniMitch October 7, 2014

penmaenmawr 

a shitty corner of the universe situated in north wales, it is inhabited by the creatures known as chavs, the scum of the world.
i went to penmaenmawr today, yeah it was shit, stood on a hyperdermic needle and caught aids.
penmaenmawr by Spunk shop October 23, 2008