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penitration 

the act in which the penis does come in contact with the vagina and goes like woooooooooaw. ejactulating the white thin liquidcum.
-While Kirsten was being penitrated by Dave, her screams were soooo loud her mom woke up and came down and joined the hott steamy kinky sex.
-George penitrated liz giving her an orgasm so hott it reminded me of a hard core porn film that i watch every weekend and masturbate to.
-When Alex penitrated Megan, she screamed and moaned with heated emotions in her groin area.
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penitration 

The act in which my huuuuuuuge dick slides in yo mommas pussy, maybee even her asshole (depends on my mood)
I enjoyed that penitration i gave yo momma
penitration by Anal_Rejection January 23, 2018

Penitration Testing 

Penitration Testing is where a man checks how far his penis / love length will go into a vagina.
James has been Penitration Testing today

Penitration Party 

The act of having 3 differnt men inside the vagina at once
Hey jim, how about the Penitration Party last night
Penitration Party by Nugget master 69 December 16, 2021

double ball penitration 

When having sex with a girl you put your balls into her butt hole. Caution dont not let her tighten her butt muscles hard this can result in a broken ball or two. If your having anal sex try inserting your balls in to her vagina. Variants include single ball penitration, and the more common zero ball penitration.
Obama -"I was having sex with this pornstar in my dreams and she told me to insert my balls in her ass ."

Clinton-" Me and hillary call that double ball penitration"

double penitration 

to have more than one penis inserted into a womans hole at once
The DVDA, double vaginal double anal, scene in orgasmo...
double penitration by Stunt Cock January 27, 2003

Ocular Penitration 

When you skull fuck a girl in the eye aka an ej
I totally,totes ma gotes, got mad ocular penitration from that bitch with the eye patch
Ocular Penitration by STLballaG March 30, 2009
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