Peniscentesis

The surgical process of removing excess fluid from ones penis

Because Richards viagra didn’t wear off, he had to go to the emergency room for a peniscentesis

Peniscentesis by Eyepoker September 9, 2018

Penisfart 

1: An expulsion of air released by the penis.
2: A reference to someone that will never make it in the real world, or is too much of a pussy to get shit done. This originates from the fact that "penisfarts" never happen.

Tice: Yo whats up with Morgan? He's been failing all his tests and he never goes out anymore.
Dylan: Yeah I heard he's been a real penisfart recently. He needs to step his game up.
Tice: True, true.

Penisfart by DPollydaWeasel October 6, 2011

penisweed 

a player or someone who loves sex more than anything

dude, yo such a penisweed yo, you scored wit 20 girls in 20 days!

penisweed by powerben April 24, 2008

penisectomy

The removal of the male peepee-dink during a sex change operation. The opposite of an addadicktome.

Tommy, desiring to become Tolanda, wants his johnson removed so he requested a penisectomy while at the Mayo Clinic visiting his mother.

penisectomy by G. Wesley Davis March 15, 2005

penis feet

when your toes look like small penises.

"yo shes got penis feet"

penis feet by chucklenuts420 August 23, 2021

Peniseption 

A male having sex with a female transgender, since her vagina was once a penis. A penis within a penis.

Peniseption, A penis in a transgender vagina

Peniseption by Jundicat June 6, 2015

penisfoot 

v. to not waste time or beat around the bush. blunt and straight to the point. the opposite of pussyfoot.

chicks dig confidence so get your balls outta your purse, approach her, pleasantly penisfoot and tell her you wanna take her out, and you'll be smooth sailin'.

penisfoot by Seth Ream January 3, 2009