Someone you can trust your life with in a
ZOMBIE APOCALYPE. The KINDEST of the kindest human being on Earth. A physician who possesses multiple skills, yoga, qigong, ayurveda, tcm, functional medicine, conventional medicine, naturopathy, you name it, HE HAS IT. Aka a powerful manipulator of herbal medicine. A pengyishi has amazing
amazing healing abilities, he often can do things that other doctors can't. Emergency doctor, CALL HIM if you are in desperation for medical help. Someone with extreme patience, you can spam text a Pengyishi
20 times and he
will still take you seriously and reply your every message with dedication. Inhumanly kind and has a weird humour, NICEST NICEST NICEST physician who
will never
break your heart, never make you tear, never make you feel h o p e l e s s. Pengyishi makes his patients feel heard, not hurt. A person full of love and light however, HATES and DETESTS
cold to the core.
Patient: "Which Yishi do you recommend?"
Patient
2: "Pengyishi!!!! You MUST
see him!!!"
Patient: "
Ng Yishi?"
PAtIeNt 2: "PENGyishi."
Patient: "Eng Yishi??"
pAtiEnT 2: "PENGGGGGGyishi!!!!"
Patient: "
Feng Yishi???"
PatieNT2: "PPPPEEEEEENGYISHI!!!!!!!!"
Patient: "Ben Yishi?"
Patient: "Nvm. Your kidney deficiency is too
serious to be saved. Your hearing is hopeless."
After seeing Pengyishi,
Pengyishi: "How is the medication? I am Pengyishi by the way."
Patient: "Oh hello Pengyshi!"
Patient 2: "You have CURED HIS KIDNEY DEFICIENCY!!! finally."
