Prefriend

Hybrid of "Pretend" and "Befriend"

When one is walking by them selves and lonely, To prefriend is to walk close enough to a group of people so that passers by assume you are with the group, but not so close as to make the group think you are following them.

Note: If one actually believes that they are with the group, they are not "Prefriending", they are just Delusional.

Usages:
To "Prefriend" to be with someone,
Or
One can be "Prefriending" to be with someone.

Person 1: "Hey look at Pete, I didn't know he was friends with the Jocks"
Person 2: "What?...Nah he's not, He's just "Prefriending" to be with them"
Person 1: "Pfft, What a loser"

Prefriend by Disco Alpingu December 9, 2008

Perfried 

The burning feeling in your nose when you spend too much time at bath and body works.

My nose is so perfried from picking out perfume.

I wish salespeople would stop spraying perfume at me, it's perfrying my nostrils.

Perfried by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

Penfield

The place that everyone wants to leave. It's the black hole of suburbia. The high school graduates 91% of all students and yet everyone still hates it and thinks they're getting a far worse education than the inner city. Everyone is unappreciative and everyone wants more. The main attraction of the entire town is Wegmans, a grocery store where nearly half of high school students are employed. There's nothing to do, and most kids turn to alcohol and marijuana for sufficient entertainment. A very generic, dominantly white suburban town in upstate New York.

Penfield is the exact same as every other suburb in Rochester, and we still think we're better.

Penfield by The great an0nymous March 18, 2011

Benfriend

Abbreviation for friend with benefits. Someone who you can hook up with, have sex with, etc. with out the attachment of a relationship. Someone who is there for you to make out with whenever desired.

"I saw you go upstairs with him last night, you hooked up with him didn't you?"

"Yeah, but that's it."

"Are you two dating or not?"

"No, we're just benfriends."

Benfriend by cdxcore January 10, 2009

Prefriend

An aspect of social networking, where a person friends someone they no positive social connection with, for the sake of boosting their friend count, and perceived social status.

Jonas prefriended me on Facebook last week. We each thing the other guy is an asshole, but I prefriended him back to push me over 500 friends.

Ultra-popular Kim: Heather, why did you friend Jill last week, she's such a loser?
Just-as-popular Heather: Because she worships me just like my other 1200 friends on Facebook, confirming my popularity and ensuring I'll win the vote for Homecoming Queen.

Heather grows up to become the skanky trophy wife of a used-car salesman. Jill grows up to be a lawyer and makes partner at a major law firm.

Prefriend by prefriender June 8, 2010

pornfriend 

a person who share pornmovies with all his friends via network and talk about sex (via network) more often than any other freak..without doin it in real life ;)

Everyone has a Pornfriend..

pornfriend by la_lee January 17, 2011

enfriend 

The gender neutral variation of "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" to be used in cases when the gender of the subject in question is either unknown, nonbinary, or purposefully omitted. Meant to be a more casual alternative to "partner".

"I forgot to tell you, but I have a new enfriend!"

"That's great! You should introduce me to them."

enfriend by KeesKiwi December 19, 2014