1: Oh, hola amigo, tu tienes no pene!
2: I dont speak spanish
1: Thats good because right now you would want to kill me!
2: I dont speak spanish
1: Thats good because right now you would want to kill me!
by Hizzo April 11, 2003
Get the penemug. My girl licked nutella off my pene last night... I was sad i didn't get any nutella... but i did get off.
by touchmypene May 15, 2007
Get the penemug. 
by Sabian June 03, 2004
Get the penemug. A plural of "penis", which, unlike what the top definition says, is only used in a scientific context.
Pronounced "peens".
Pronounced "peens".
by anonym0u$e December 03, 2022
Get the penesmug. The correct plural of penis which almost no-one knows about. Simple latin is beyond the average American.
"As they removed their pants, i got the feeling i was in a great redwood forest of penes, waving all around me."
by ColdFusion July 16, 2003
Get the penesmug.