A plural of "penis", which, unlike what the top definition says, is only used in a scientific context.
Pronounced "peens".
Pronounced "peens".
by anonym0u$e December 4, 2022
The correct plural of penis which almost no-one knows about. Simple latin is beyond the average American.
"As they removed their pants, i got the feeling i was in a great redwood forest of penes, waving all around me."
by ColdFusion July 17, 2003
1: Oh, hola amigo, tu tienes no pene!
2: I dont speak spanish
1: Thats good because right now you would want to kill me!
2: I dont speak spanish
1: Thats good because right now you would want to kill me!
by Hizzo April 11, 2003
The correct usage for the plural of penis. However, it should not be a real word; because there should never be a sentence involving more than one penis.
by webbedtoehero January 17, 2011
1. To win a football match by a margin of 3 goals or higher
2. Inserting the male sexual organ into someone
3. Hopping on ps with the mandem
2. Inserting the male sexual organ into someone
3. Hopping on ps with the mandem
‘It’s impossible not to give govind the pene when playing against him on FIFA’
‘Giving ur mum el pene last night was the best thing I’ve done since drinking some Crite’
‘Anyone pening lads?’
‘Giving ur mum el pene last night was the best thing I’ve done since drinking some Crite’
‘Anyone pening lads?’
by junibus February 16, 2019
My girl licked nutella off my pene last night... I was sad i didn't get any nutella... but i did get off.
by touchmypene May 2, 2007