pene

Spanish for penis

1: Oh, hola amigo, tu tienes no pene!
2: I dont speak spanish
1: Thats good because right now you would want to kill me!

by Hizzo April 11, 2003

pene

penis, dick

I let my girl suck my pene last night.

by Wheto Ford April 11, 2003

pene

A zangy combination of the words penis and peepee to describe a man's lovin' stick.

My girl licked nutella off my pene last night... I was sad i didn't get any nutella... but i did get off.

by touchmypene May 15, 2007

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by anonymous June 15, 2022

pene

A penis, something that I have.

I have an 11 inch penis... AROUND. well not *QUITE*...

by Sabian June 3, 2004

penes

A plural of "penis", which, unlike what the top definition says, is only used in a scientific context.
Pronounced "peens".

Most penes are around 3 inches flaccid.

by anonym0u$e December 3, 2022

penes

The correct plural of penis which almost no-one knows about. Simple latin is beyond the average American.

"As they removed their pants, i got the feeling i was in a great redwood forest of penes, waving all around me."

by ColdFusion July 16, 2003