penden 

Geek speak alert of pending written matter

Fnbn TRY ME new resumes for AllTel, AT&T, BellSouth, Blazenet, Charter, Cincinnati Bell, Comcast, Cox, Covad,

b/Draze, Earthlink, FastMail, Hughesnet, Juno, MHTC, Mac, Mediacom, Netscape, NetZero, Opera, Optimum, PocketMail, Prodigy, RoadRunner, SBC, Suddenlink, Verizon and Netmail are truly penden.

penden by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Pender 

An occasion occurring at any time of year though most often during the summer, normally involving any number (usually all) of the following individuals: Swain, Bainz, Byrne, Compton, Kempke, Polls, Skuodas, Bolin, Shelly, Tiff, Lode, Smith, Clay Claypounds, Tietz, Butler, and Dyson; marked by beer drinking from twelves, cases and kegs, car boffing, and morons punching objects, including trees and each other; normally accompanied by songs such as "Takin' Care of Business," "Pink Cadillac," "Never Been Any Reason," and "Mony Mony."

Robley and me needed a case, so we found Henkins before headin' to Pender.

Pender by P'tainz February 11, 2013

The Pendering

Term that the readers of the Archie's Sonic The Hedgehog comic use to refer to the lawsuit between Archie Comics and the former writer Ken Penders, who copyrighted all his original characters from the comic. The lawsuit resulted in the removal of a large chunk of characters and back story from the comic, which leaded to a reboot. More specifically, the removal all the original characters and stories not created by the current head writer Ian Flynn.

Q: "What happened to Knuckles' family and all the other echidnas?"
A: "The Pendering happened."

The Pendering by Sunwalker May 17, 2014

pinche pendejo 

Fucking idiot

El es pinche pendejo

pinche pendejo by Maya Hammond December 12, 2015

pedentify 

To identify someone taking a shit in a bathroom stall by their shoes.

We’re you able to pedentify who blew up the toilet? It was John. I saw his Air Jordan’s in the stall while I was taking a piss.

pedentify by Mrshinnypants June 13, 2020

Ultimate Pendejo 

A person who is a complete moron. Someone who has no common sense. The dumbest of the dumb

George is married to a beautiful woman and recently he slept with a very ugly hooker. He is definitely an ultimate pendejo!

Ultimate Pendejo by WizeCheez September 12, 2009

Walter Pendanski 

The act or movement of turning left.

"Then at this light just hang a Walter Pendanski, till you get to the next stop sign."

Walter Pendanski by Tim McKenna December 18, 2006