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An occasion occurring at any time of year though most often during the summer, normally involving any number (usually all) of the following individuals: Swain, Bainz, Byrne, Compton, Kempke, Polls, Skuodas, Bolin, Shelly, Tiff, Lode, Smith, Clay Claypounds, Tietz, Butler, and Dyson; marked by beer drinking from twelves, cases and kegs, car boffing, and morons punching objects, including trees and each other; normally accompanied by songs such as "Takin' Care of Business," "Pink Cadillac," "Never Been Any Reason," and "Mony Mony."
Robley and me needed a case, so we found Henkins before headin' to Pender.
by P'tainz February 11, 2013
1. noun - a person who is be completely and utterly lost on a topic that is common knowledge and lacks common sense

2. noun - a person who just keeps talking with the hopes that something they say will eventually make sense. Commonly uses the phrases "as we all know", "obviously", "thus", and "thoughts?????"

3. adjective - describing something that is lacking common sense
You are such a pender, I can't believe you drove your car with no oil in it.

What a pender solution to use facial tissue to fix the hole in the pipe.

After 10 hours of downtime in a factory...
At the meeting that pender said we wouldn't have any downtime.
by gninraw June 22, 2010
a useless, accident-prone twat, most often from Drylaw, that enjoys dipping rhubarb into dog shit prior to consuming, most often with gay friends.
alright mate, can i push your stool in for you......na, ah'm good pender, but i'd love some of your exotic rhubarb!
by msmallcbigk April 15, 2011
people who pends a lot in skype
Emily and Johnson are penders, they never receive my message on skype.
by jko0401 February 08, 2010
An anomaly occurance that causes impulsive actions and shortened attention span.
Dan: Hey, did you remember to bring the beer I called about 10 minutes ago?
Paul: Hey man can we jam? Damn I want a cigarette! Did you get beer?
Dan: What a Pender!
by DocOc December 03, 2009
a useless, accident-prone twat, most often from from Drylaw, that enjoys dipping rhubarb into dog shit prior to consuming, most often with gay friends.
alright mate, can i push your stool in for you......na, ah'm good pender, but i'd love some of your exotic rhubarb!
by msmallcbigk April 15, 2011
somebody who is a massive loser
'I'm not hanging out with her, she's a right pender!'
by bella4111 May 17, 2009

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