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An occasion occurring at any time of year though most often during the summer, normally involving any number (usually all) of the following individuals: Swain, Bainz, Byrne, Compton, Kempke, Polls, Skuodas, Bolin, Shelly, Tiff, Lode, Smith, Clay Claypounds, Tietz, Butler, and Dyson; marked by beer drinking from twelves, cases and kegs, car boffing, and morons punching objects, including trees and each other; normally accompanied by songs such as "Takin' Care of Business," "Pink Cadillac," "Never Been Any Reason," and "Mony Mony." Robley and me needed a case, so we found Henkins before headin' to Pender.
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1. noun - a person who is be completely and utterly lost on a topic that is common knowledge and lacks common sense 2. noun - a person who just keeps talking with the hopes that something they say will eventually make sense. Commonly uses the phrases "as we all know", "obviously", "thus", and "thoughts?????" 3. adjective - describing something that is lacking common sense You are such a pender, I can't believe you drove your car with no oil in it.
What a pender solution to use facial tissue to fix the hole in the pipe. After 10 hours of downtime in a factory... At the meeting that pender said we wouldn't have any downtime. |
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a useless, accident-prone twat, most often from Drylaw, that enjoys dipping rhubarb into dog shit prior to consuming, most often with gay friends. alright mate, can i push your stool in for you......na, ah'm good pender, but i'd love some of your exotic rhubarb!
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a useless, accident-prone twat, most often from from Drylaw, that enjoys dipping rhubarb into dog shit prior to consuming, most often with gay friends. alright mate, can i push your stool in for you......na, ah'm good pender, but i'd love some of your exotic rhubarb!
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people who pends a lot in skype Emily and Johnson are penders, they never receive my message on skype.
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An anomaly occurance that causes impulsive actions and shortened attention span. Dan: Hey, did you remember to bring the beer I called about 10 minutes ago?
Paul: Hey man can we jam? Damn I want a cigarette! Did you get beer? Dan: What a Pender! |
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somebody who is a massive loser 'I'm not hanging out with her, she's a right pender!'
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