Wwhat happens to your penis when you take a girl back to your room after drinking all, night and can't get it up!!!! "Things were going great, until I had a pence."
by Frodo069 June 4, 2018
Small flat-chested skinny female usually under 5'5" high. often found in groups. (Abbreviated from "pencil").
by snicksnacknicerack June 11, 2005
When a megalomaniac leader takes revenge against an ally who wasn't willing to go along with his illegal plans
Trump can't win the general. DeSantis can. DeSantis can't win the primary because trump won't let him.
DeSantis is going to force trump to run because trump can't stand the thought of DeSantis beating biden when trump lost to him. This is especially true given bidens declining approval ratings.. There's no way trump is going to allow DeSantis to receive what trump sees might be an easy win.. Trump will wait till the last hour to run so that DeSantis will already have expended much energy and resources to the point that it will be humiliating for DeSantis to back out. Trump actually wants DeSantis to not back out so he can "Pence" him.
DeSantis is going to force trump to run because trump can't stand the thought of DeSantis beating biden when trump lost to him. This is especially true given bidens declining approval ratings.. There's no way trump is going to allow DeSantis to receive what trump sees might be an easy win.. Trump will wait till the last hour to run so that DeSantis will already have expended much energy and resources to the point that it will be humiliating for DeSantis to back out. Trump actually wants DeSantis to not back out so he can "Pence" him.
by Amy H154 April 7, 2022
(verb) To disregard strict rules or protocol of a medical establishment and playing dumb about it afterwards.
Pencer: "Me and all 8 of my cousins just got back from Saint Jude's to visit my little brother."
Other person:" Oh, I thought they weren't allowing any visitors at all right now?"
Pencer: Huh? Well, I, uh, thought that....well, they didn't say, well, maybe they did but....I don't know what you are talking about? "
Other person: "I can't believe you just penced Saint Jude's! How could you miss the huge sign on the front door that said NO VISITORS ALLOWED?"
Pencer: MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Other person:" Oh, I thought they weren't allowing any visitors at all right now?"
Pencer: Huh? Well, I, uh, thought that....well, they didn't say, well, maybe they did but....I don't know what you are talking about? "
Other person: "I can't believe you just penced Saint Jude's! How could you miss the huge sign on the front door that said NO VISITORS ALLOWED?"
Pencer: MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by IHatePrinters May 4, 2020
The sexual act between a male (bottom) and female (top) in which the male refers to his female partner as 'Mother', while being anally penetrated by the female (top) with a strap-on dildo.
by TinyHands4PenisGlands January 29, 2017
A frozen visage merging play pretend semblance of sentiency whilst nonetheless still complicit amidst carnival train-wreck.
Noticing the santorum and awkwardness of it’s existence in the situation, he nonetheless remained penced. Afterall, the president was watching.
by Whatawuss January 2, 2019
Pe-n-ce /ˈpencs(ə)l/
A person who backstabs betrays and leaves you at the last minute when you really need them the most.
past tense: penced; past participle: penced
capitol P /Pence means someone never to be trusted agian
A person who backstabs betrays and leaves you at the last minute when you really need them the most.
past tense: penced; past participle: penced
capitol P /Pence means someone never to be trusted agian
//pence
She was selfish and known to pence her friends
//pence
He had a reputation as a pence that's why he gets his ass whooped.
//pence
Don't trust the motherfucker, he is a pence.
//Pence
you are one sellout pence POS
Past tense: everyone knows your girl penced you for some other guy!
Other uses: "Don't be a Pence", " Ill pence you", "yo dog your pence"
If you were to look up the word pence in the dictionary you would see Youngjae's face and mikes. see betrayer
She was selfish and known to pence her friends
//pence
He had a reputation as a pence that's why he gets his ass whooped.
//pence
Don't trust the motherfucker, he is a pence.
//Pence
you are one sellout pence POS
Past tense: everyone knows your girl penced you for some other guy!
Other uses: "Don't be a Pence", " Ill pence you", "yo dog your pence"
If you were to look up the word pence in the dictionary you would see Youngjae's face and mikes. see betrayer
by wckdonalds January 8, 2021