pee-cock

An erection aquired only because you need to pee. Often occurs in the morning when you wake up. (see morning wood)

During the very long car trip i had to go so bad i got a pee-cock

by dakingwuzhere March 29, 2009

Pee Cock

Peeing on your own penis sitting down because you are bricked up

Boy 1: Ew, why do you you smell so bad?
Boy 2: I got the Pee Cock
Boy 1: Pea cock? The bird?
Boy 2: No you nincompoop, PEE-COCK

by Gdbrbdiodje February 20, 2022

Preschool slang for taking human feces and or “pee pee” and hazing other kids by taking said “pee pee” and clapping it all other them.

The class of kids ham-clapping pee pee cocked the poor shy kid.

"Johnny got kicked in the pee-cock at school again."

by Supreme Maggot November 15, 2021