2 definitions by Supreme Maggot

Morning Shit

When you have to take a shit after you wake up in the morning. Similar to morning wood, morning shit occurs when you have your first bowel movement of the day right when you wake up. It may be caused by smoking pot before you go to sleep the night prior to your morning shit. Masturbation in the morning can also cause morning shit.

"Man, that was good weed last night. I had to take a morning shit today."

by Supreme Maggot August 19, 2016

pee-cock

Another word for penis.

"Johnny got kicked in the pee-cock at school again."

by Supreme Maggot November 15, 2021