Pee Pee Pants

The 2nd most hardest, most gangster, most brutal insult .....
.......To anyone under the age of 6

*Other variations of this include Wee Wee Pants but the lack of triple alliteration makes less effective and Piss bitch/boi but that is not toddler vocabulary*
mean 4 year old: "I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?"
hardest 5 year old on the pg: "You're a Pee Pee Pants"
by Zenagon May 12, 2021
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Pee pee pants city

When Negan walked out of the RV and gave Rick Grimes a pat on the back and let him leave.
Negan: It's going to be pee pee pants city here reallll soon!
Rick: Hey Negan we can talk about this
Negan: Sure Rick, cya in a week we'll talk.
Rick: No prob Neeg.
by Jsminey0688525 December 03, 2021
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peeing your pants

A usually somewhat embarrassing thing that could happen for a few reasons.
1. You are a young infant with no bladder control
2. You are an elderly citizen who has the same excuse and the infant.
3. You held your pee in for too long.
4. You have a fetish, and pee yourself for enjoyment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5. You are an actor on pornhub who's job is to piss their pants/shorts/panties/underwear for others' sexual amusement
Joey: Dood do u liek peeing your pants
Matt: Nah fam, only Pornhub stars do
by A_single_bean May 31, 2019
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Pee my pants

Urinate in ones pants, making them wet. Normally out of either laughter or incontinence.
Seriously, I'm about to pee my pants.
by Zach G. October 27, 2003
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pee your pants

To let go of your pee; to pee your pants. More than 50% of men find this extremely erotic when girls perform this act, but most will only admit it when they are drunk.
Gee, Titsolina, I love it when you pee your pants.
by Jamal Blakkanigga July 16, 2006
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Pee my pants

Dude, I'm about to pee my pants.
by Zach G. October 27, 2003
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pee your pants

<Woman> So...
<You> Yes...
<Woman> Um... heh.
<You> Hmm...
<Woman> So... what's your name?
<You> Heh heh..
<Woman> ... Excuse me, did you just pee your pants?
<You> Um, yeah.
<Woman> ... let's make out!

And the lesson is, children, you ain't cool... unless you pee your pants!
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003
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