Pedostrifarian 

A Jamaican pedestrian who likes kids.

Example:
Bob Marley and his mate are taking a stroll along the road, bong in hand.
Bob Marley: dayum that gal kinda fine
His mate: the gals 14! Are u telling me your a pedostrifarian?

Pedostrifarian by Jameeerca4life September 3, 2021

pedoseraph 

An adult male with an unnatural and overpowering attraction to boys. When a pedoseraph is in the room, all young boys are in constant danger of sexual assault. Also known to be a fan of azzfucking. Derived from the iwforums poster of the same name.

Chuck-E-Cheese's will be a great place for Robbie's 13th birthday party, but we need to be on our toes because that place is a pedoseraph magnet! Someone should watch out to make sure no pedoseraphs sneak in.

pedoseraph by profit January 3, 2009

pedester 

v. to engage in the act of being a pedestrian. Walking, jogging, running, skipping, crawling on a public roadway.

Alanis Morisette didn't feel like calling a cab, so she pedestered her way home.

pedester by Courtney VanRyan February 11, 2009

Pedesterizing 

What a man riding on a bike does to a driver in a hurry, who doesn't want to wait while the bicyclist lollygags peddling slowly, as the car is trying to enter a traffic circle.

Riding along merrily while hindering those around you.

Why is he pedesterizing me?! This actually happened..

Pedesterizing by mesquared May 3, 2014