peanut butter, creamy or chunky, put on a piece of white bread. then on the other slice of bread you spread a nice thick layer of jelly, any flavor you prefer. slap the two pieces of bread together, with the jelly and peanut butter facing eachother, and get ready for an orgy of flavors in your mouth.
Yo nigga this be the best mutha fuckin pb&j sandwich I eva tasted!!! WOOOO WOOOO!!!! Lets go kill some whities!!!
The most amazing thing.

1/4 cup"Jiff" Peanut butter.
2 slices Cheap White bread.
1/4 cup "Smuckers" Any flavored jelly.

Bombdiggity.

"bubble bubble bubbly"

-Inhale

"keep it goin, keep it goin, its still cherried!"

Exhale-

"Dude, I'm hungry.."

"Peanut Butter and Jelly??"

"hahaha, yeah."

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
mmmmmmmm.
by aadiercks April 14, 2008
Peanut butter and jelly is a majestic sex alternative. You start by getting head from a lady. You then take shit from your own ass and wipe in on her face. She will then be very angry with you so you punch her in the nose causing it to bleed over her shitty face. This gives the perception of brown peanut butter and red strawberry jelly.
Tony gave lisa an extreme peanut butter and jelly last night!
by thegrandeton March 24, 2014
Two best friends who are really close!
We are so closer Peanut Butter and Jelly are jealous!
by dynamitebrianna October 05, 2009
A form of diarrhea that is divided evenly between runny, light brown hued shit, and bloody mucous which, in the correct proportions, produce a substance that is near identical in all but taste and smell to the inside of a toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Peanut butter and jellies are sneaky, disguising themselves as an innocent fart until it's too late. This covert shit often creates an asscrack which is absolutely overflowing in this shit/blood combination, aptly nicknamed a "peanut butter and jelly sandwich".

Peanut Butter and Jelly emits a stench so foul that direct inhalation may cause extensive nerve and spinal damage and, in rare cases, may lead to compulsive vomiting in the presence of actual toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Exercise extreme caution when dealing with a PB&J, and make sure to wear safety goggles at all times.
Yeah sorry I couldn't make it last night. I had a nasty Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich and was up into the wee hours of the morning cleaning up.
by Reginald Vasquzz January 04, 2011
two people who are gonna be "forever"... like peanut and jelly...
"we are like peanut butter and jelly
by Layla A. April 18, 2008
a nice car that has tan interior and purple grape exterior
my car is candy purple(jelly0 and tan(butter) on the inside
so its peanut butter and jelly
by courtlandjimerson April 21, 2008

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