14 definitions by FamousJew

Lawn mower

When a girl with braces is sucking your dick and your pubic hair gets stuck in the braces and rips out like a lawn mower with grass.

Guy: she gave me the lawn mower last night and my ball hurt now

by FamousJew December 9, 2019

When a girl shits her pants on her period and you eat her out.

Shordie: yo eat me out
Me: girl I ain’t tryna eat no peanut butter and jelly sandwich

by FamousJew December 3, 2021

Another word for a woman. They are always running around making sandwiches like monkeys in a kitchen.

Son: wow dad mom needs to calm down it’s just pasta
Dad: yep that’s a kitchen monkey for you

by FamousJew February 27, 2020

When somebody’s shits their pants and it runs down their leg

Me: what’s that smell
Friend: the rainstorm

by FamousJew April 6, 2021

When you fry cum in a pan.

Random guy: what’s cooking in here?

Me: ohhh that’s my gizz, I’m making krispy kreme donuts.

by FamousJew May 1, 2021

Mom: why is this turkey so salty?
Me: let’s just say I got a turkey jerky

by FamousJew December 3, 2021

When you shit and gizz at the same time.

by FamousJew May 29, 2020