pays to advertise 

This is a phrase uncommonly used amongst young males where one male points out to the other that he can see his "jonny," at this point the other male claims that it "pays to advertise" and waves to the ladies.

Guy: I can see your dick.
Guy #2: Pays to advertise.
Guy: not when you are that small, jesus man get an operation that is just sad.

pays to advertise by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

pays the bitch 

(idiomatic) To provide enough money to cover basic necessities.
similar in usage to "puts food on the table"

"Hey, how is that job at McDonald's?"
You know, it pays the bitch."

pays the bitch by mayonnainse January 13, 2025

Ebay Pays My Bills 

A delusional state.

When an eBay seller thinks they are earning a living selling on eBay. But they are not.

He says Ebay Pays My Bills, but he's sweeping race tracks to make ends meet.

Ebay Pays My Bills by ebay_multiname January 21, 2011

nobody ever pays me in gum 

something said when a person feels left out of a situation; when a bunch of other people get something and one person is left out; refers to trident layers commercial

John- hey Jill you look awesome today

Jill- Hey Jack you look pretty good yourself

Bob- Nobody ever pays me in gum!

nobody ever pays me in gum by Ike Antfly October 1, 2010

How Duke pays back Moulage 

Sexual Act of 2 Gay Men called Duke and Moulage.

Guy 1: Yeah duke payed back moulage for his M50 Gasmask in a special way?

Guy 2: Oh i remember that was crazy!

How Duke pays back Moulage!

How Duke pays back Moulage by OmegaTroller May 9, 2021

It pays the taxes 

1. Refers to any class of people other than tax-avoiding corporate elites such as GE and Exxon. In contrast to the above definition of the phrase, this definition acknowledges that taxes have not risen for most Americans, and especially not for record-smashing billion-dollar profit companies who shelter their earnings from taxation with off-shore subsidiaries.

It also refers to the hard work done by working class and middle class people that pays social security and income taxes to the federal government. This is the work that keeps our society functioning by paying for schools, roads, hospitals, and other basic life necessities that the free market has failed to provide in an equitable and socially responsible manner.

John: What do you think of the middle class these days?

James: It pays the taxes.

John: What do you think of the wealthiest corporations in the world?

James: Not so much ...

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Jane: How would you describe the labor of the people?

Jenny: It pays the taxes.

Jane: How would you describe the capital of the elites?

Jenny: Derived from the taxes paid by the people.

It pays the taxes by tagonist April 15, 2010

pour une colonie de lepre, votre pays est tout a fait plaisant. 

French -

I THINK...Your Country Is Quite Nice As Far As Leprocy Colonies Go

pour une colonie de lepre, votre pays est tout a fait plaisant. by Afgan Stan May 14, 2004