ShoesRBad's definitions

Balls out

This is a serious condition that effects many athletes, it occurs when a sprinter wears very short shorts and then sprints. What happens is his nuts flap outside the shorts and are clearly visible to all. It is disgusting and must be prevented at all costs.

When Calin jumped long jump he always went balls out and never wore spandex underneath his shorts, hey it pays to advertise.

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

pays to advertise

This is a phrase uncommonly used amongst young males where one male points out to the other that he can see his "jonny," at this point the other male claims that it "pays to advertise" and waves to the ladies.

Guy: I can see your dick.
Guy #2: Pays to advertise.
Guy: not when you are that small, jesus man get an operation that is just sad.

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

fish-hook

1. A small bent piece of metal with a barb on the end used for catching and insnaring fish.
2. A small bent piece of metal with a barb on the end used for catching someone's testicles.

My testicles, I hate fish hooks!

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

Head

The top most segment of the body of a human, also found in other mammals. This stores the brain and eyes and the face in general. Note: this is also the end of a penis, this also stores all thinking capacity for men.

Hey just take your head out of your pants Jim. No not that one! Damnit!

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

haircuts

These are only for sissies and the military. They are terribly painful experiences where one is forced to be subjected to elevator music and a person staring at you head for way too long. But do not fear, for we do not need them. Let your hair grow, and let your mind expand.

Haircuts are only for sissies and the military.

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

french

A person who is of the country France in western Europe. Often mistaken for being rude, the French don't like it when people come into their country and just expect them to speak English. If you speak French to the French, they are very nice. Also they tend to be more liberal, a testimony to their very good education system. However, they smoke too much.

Je suis Francais! (I am french)

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

freedom fries

An expression to change the food French fries away from the obviously negative conotation. This tactic was used during WWI with German involving "liberty meseals" and "liberty cabbage." The US goverment has not learned anything since.

Guy 1: Pass the freedom fries.
Guy 2: First off they are french fries, second off you didn't say please ass!

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003