hair

Man that military guy needs more hair, what an ass.
by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003
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ford mustang

Cars that were great in the sixties, had big ass engines in the seventies, had really bad technology in the eighties, and just plain suck ass now a days. Also used as an adjective meaning something really shitty.
Damn dude when that puked on my lap I was totally thinking "what a ford mustang!"
by shoesrbad March 26, 2003
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french

A person who is of the country France in western Europe. Often mistaken for being rude, the French don't like it when people come into their country and just expect them to speak English. If you speak French to the French, they are very nice. Also they tend to be more liberal, a testimony to their very good education system. However, they smoke too much.
Je suis Francais! (I am french)
by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003
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freedom fries

An expression to change the food French fries away from the obviously negative conotation. This tactic was used during WWI with German involving "liberty meseals" and "liberty cabbage." The US goverment has not learned anything since.
Guy 1: Pass the freedom fries.
Guy 2: First off they are french fries, second off you didn't say please ass!
by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003
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haircuts

These are only for sissies and the military. They are terribly painful experiences where one is forced to be subjected to elevator music and a person staring at you head for way too long. But do not fear, for we do not need them. Let your hair grow, and let your mind expand.
Haircuts are only for sissies and the military.
by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003
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tomater

To take a box of tissues and hit someone over the head with it, usually after doing this, the aggressor yells out something to the effect of "I tomatered you bitch!"
After Brian tomatered Alexei he screamed "I tomatered you, you sack of shit, you pink sock, you ass monger, you goat lover!"
by ShoesRBad April 16, 2003
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Maginot Line

A highly ineffective line of artillery built in northern france. This defense would have been effective in WWII however, it was not like WWI so the Germans just went around.
You dumbass, you are terrible at constructing, that is worse than the Maginot line.
by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003
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