ShoesRBad's definitions

pays to advertise

This is a phrase uncommonly used amongst young males where one male points out to the other that he can see his "jonny," at this point the other male claims that it "pays to advertise" and waves to the ladies.

Guy: I can see your dick.
Guy #2: Pays to advertise.
Guy: not when you are that small, jesus man get an operation that is just sad.

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

Maginot Line

A highly ineffective line of artillery built in northern france. This defense would have been effective in WWII however, it was not like WWI so the Germans just went around.

You dumbass, you are terrible at constructing, that is worse than the Maginot line.

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

dick gnome

A person who constantly has their hands down a guys pants, it can be their own, but it just involves going into the dark and spelunking for a penis. Sick bastards. This is not a compliment.

guy 1: Dude that girl has both her hands in that guy's pants!
guy 2: what a dick gnome!

by ShoesRBad March 24, 2003

pimp!

The best thing ever, usually combined with stellar to make something clearly even better than super awesome. Often used with cars.

Oh man that is one pimp! weinershnitzel, stellar!

by ShoesRBad March 24, 2003

blue ink

A higly unprofessional colour of ink that is ugly to look at and terrible to doodle with. It should be banned.

Damnit Alison, stop using that crappy walking stick, its as bad as blue ink!

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

foot

An end of a leg. Used for wwalking, if possible it should go unshod.

Damn that kid is awesome, he doesn't have a shoe on his foot.

by ShoesRBad March 24, 2003

Becca-boo

A person who I don't know, HI!!!

Hi Becca-boo, my name is ShoesRBad, how are you?

by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003