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madonna puttana 

Madonna Puttana is an useful italian expression.
It may assume several meaning depending on the situation.
The origin of the exclamation come from the beginning of times, where Madonna got pregnant by the Mule and not from Giuseppe, her husband, who was the first to say 'Madonna Puttana'

moeghea madonna puttana !
Please shut up!

ehh madonna puttana !
What have you done?

Varda madonna puttana !
I did know it! It happened.

ehh Madonna (stra)puttana dio can!
We have (serious) trouble.

Chi xe sta? A madonna puttana ?
Who did it? It wasn't you, was you?
madonna puttana by CCqq January 17, 2009

Pattamadai 

Adjective used to describe something that is positive, likeable or impressive.

Synonyms: tight, fresh, sick, ill, hot, happening
(1) Yo his new song is straight up pattamadai!
(2) I saw that movie - unfortunately it wasn't as pattamadai as I expected.
(3) Pimp that pattamadai ride!
Pattamadai by Le Baron December 9, 2009

Puttana la Madonna 

''Puttana la madonna'' is an italian exclamation, it means ''The Virgin Mary is a Bitch''.
Italians usually say it when they are angry.
Puttana la madonna, mi è caduta la sigaretta!

Porco dio e puttana la madonna, sono incazzatissimo!
In italian, bullshit, big unbelievable lie; or huge mistake, wrong thing.
The word comes from puttana, but it is not clear the relationship between the meaning of puttana and the common use of "puttanata".
A: Sai che so saltare 57 metri?
B: Che puttanata!
A: Do you know I can jump over 57 meters?
B: What a bullshit!

A: Ho fatto una puttanata: ho tradito mia moglie con la sua migliore amica.
B: I did a mistake: I betrayed my wife with her best friend!
puttanata by jeropot January 30, 2009
A synonym for "vagina," used mostly by Guyanese individuals.
"Da gyal pattacake stink, mahn!"

"Gyal, go wash ya pattacake!"
Pattacake by Cyclonus March 30, 2005
A city in Thailand about 150kms from bangkok, it has plenty of beaches and nice weather.

It also has a crazy night life where you can have a hell of a lot of fun.

Unfortunatley there are a lot of older mostly overweight men there who go to bang younger Thai girls or boys.

It has a fairly big gay district and there are also a lot of transexuals there too.

There is a main street that you walk down at night called Walking Street where it is packed full of bars and clubs, the drinks are at resonable prices and the women are gorgeous.

There are a lot of tourists there but the locals seem to be friendly and accomadating.

The food is really good and very cheap, go if you want to see something you've never seen before and have a great experience.
Pattaya can be a extremely fun, just be aware of the tranny's who crack onto you just be polite and say no don't be rude or they might shank you
Pattaya by westernbulldogs February 14, 2007