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Pasterino 

A long note of troll text, with bad purposely bad grammar, usually written in the chats of Twitch.tv. Started by the viewers of "Imaqtpie", this has become really popular and is in pretty much every stream on Twitch.tv
"herro kutipy, me juan sanchez from mexicoland and i wak 50 mils eryday to watc you stream. evry dey i dream abut playing with you. pls mak me dream come tru. please no copy pasterino"
Pasterino by Knight of Doge May 21, 2014
pastle meaning “a cup of worms
Kid 1: Hey what’s that?
Kid 2: Oh this is just Pastle
Kid 1: Oh that’s really cool!
Pastle by Not Niki December 5, 2021

taint paster 

when one is to lick the taint (gooche) of another.
hey look at that man, hes a total taint paster, hes getting at that gooche taint.
taint paster by heil hitla June 3, 2010
A lonely boy that finds schommers attractive and doesn't have a life and is nueter!
pasterd by Handlehand February 16, 2018

Copy and Paster 

A Roblox girl that has toxic behaviour. Usually has the man pack combined with the woman pack and /e dances on the slenders
Copy and Paster: hey 6addy
Copy and Paster by yayaufh November 1, 2020

Pasternakian Narcolepsy 

The inability to stay awake when reading any work bu Boris Pasternak especially his most famous work Doctor Zhivago. More than 30% of High School students suffer from this condition without even knowing it. While narcolepsy is the main symptom. Other symptoms may include: Excessive amounts of drool, fatigue, eye pain, hallucinations, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea. Suicide can also occur when combined with large amounts of alcohol. Those diagnosed with this condition should refrain from driving or using heavy machinery while reading the novel.
Guy 1: Hey man did you do the World Lit Homework last night.

Guy 2: What lit homework?

Guy 1: The Zhivago Homework.

Guy 2: Naah man, I can't. I have Pasternakian narcolepsy, I couldn't read it even if I wanted to.
Pasternakian Narcolepsy by tekboi94 February 22, 2011