pastered 

a dumb fuck

Jack is a pastered bitch

pastered by jasfjdnaklf December 6, 2017

Plastered

Heavily under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Rick couldn't handle drinking; he was plastered in under an hour.

Plastered by Sub Zenyth April 8, 2005

Pussy Plastered 

Soaking a tampon in vodka or other hard alcohol and inserting into your pussy in order to get plastered, aka drunk. Perfect for high school dances or when being breathalyzed.

"Holy hell! I got pussy plastered and passed the breathalyzer test! Let's grind on Mr. Tobin!"

Pussy Plastered by camitee May 31, 2011

Getting Plastered 

Getting drunk badly or getting high

Oh man! Last night was crazy! we were getting plastered so bad!

Getting Plastered by Awesomeness_xx December 20, 2014

Plastered Mcshitfaced 

When someone exceeds one's own toxicity level on st. patty's day, during the "plastered mcshitfaced" stage it's rumored that one sees leprechauns and a pot of gold as well as a speaking with an Irish brogue.

I was so plastered mcshitfaced I could have sworn I saw two leprechauns doing anal on a pot of gold.

Plastered Mcshitfaced by Brandon aka Shamus O'Tool March 11, 2013

Plastered

Drunk: when you drink a shitload of booze

That chick was so plastered.

Plastered by Ames Hill November 16, 2007

plastered

Being heavily f-cked up due to a horribly enormous consumption of alchohol. Can be fun, but be sure to carefully pick out which clothes to throw up on.

person 1. ey buudy i fuckn luv u man....
person 2. but bud... u dont even relly kno me...
person 1. Im gonna puke....
person 2. wait fer me man....
both: shit guy, wer f-ckin plastered.

plastered by Aaron#66756 September 30, 2005