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1.
Area between one's rectal opening and scrotum. Often smells like a mix of ballsweat and ass-wine. Extreme perspiration causes unneccesary irritation.
I can never sit still on a hot summer day because my gooche always pisses me off.
by Gooche May 11, 2004
 
2.
The space between ones genitals and ones poo pot.
This one time, i wiped my ass the wrong way and all this shit got smeared on my gooche! it sucked!
by joshman October 03, 2003
 
3.
Noun: The area between the scrotum and the anal sphincter
Verb: To poke said area with one's hand or an implement, the latter is known as an implement gooche.
1. "Argh! My Gooche Hurts"
2. "I'm Gonna Gooche The Shit Outa You!"
 
4.
A new word created by 2 girls in their Aparrel Development class in Goldsboro,NC.
We normally use it as a substitute for 'douchebag' or just basically calling someone a loser.
Nat: hahaha dude, what the fuck does does that guy have on??

Cat: haha, i don't know but he looks like a gooche!

Nat: hahaha, you just called him a gooche!

Cat: God we're so badass!
by God I'm so awesomeee! October 04, 2009