Area between one's rectal opening and scrotum. Often smells like a mix of ballsweat and ass-wine. Extreme perspiration causes unneccesary irritation.
I can never sit still on a hot summer day because my gooche always pisses me off.
by Gooche May 11, 2004
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This one time, i wiped my ass the wrong way and all this shit got smeared on my gooche! it sucked!
by joshman October 3, 2003
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Noun: The area between the scrotum and the anal sphincter
Verb: To poke said area with one's hand or an implement, the latter is known as an implement gooche.
1. "Argh! My Gooche Hurts"
2. "I'm Gonna Gooche The Shit Outa You!"
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Gooch is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.

Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'

When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
Q: What on earth is a gooch?
A: You know, the chad, the part between balls and arse.
by Chane. January 31, 2020
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Anatomically speaking, the "gooch" is the perinal body located between the anal triangle and urogenital triangle of the perineum. This region in the body consists of connective tissue that anchors the mid-line between the urogenital and anal triangles. It is also the midpoint of the following four anatomical landmarks: the pubic symphysis, the left and right ischial tuberosities, and the coccyx bone.
Upon performing sexual intercourse, Jack's penis slipped out and touched the "gooch," posterior to the vagina.
by MoeNasty April 15, 2015
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The part between your Balls and/or Vagina and asshole
Shit my gooch is rather sweaty
by Prehistoric Sex Lord October 19, 2019
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= guy’s cooch; derivative of woman’s cooch, but for a guy
My man’s gooch was red and rashy and I just had to say, ”no!”
by Rjezebelm October 15, 2019
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