A miserable cockeyed cunt who cheats on his wife and smuggled in moonshine
by Xxhervxx April 21, 2015
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A despicable creature who calls himself a man. An alcoholic maniac who likes to hit women. A poor excuse for a man who should be avoided at all cost. Sewer rats are better company.
Lewis parsons beat the crap out of me
A sewer rat also known as lewis Parsons
by Jellytotforever June 18, 2019
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Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group
P1: Who’s that screaming?

P2: It’s definitely Ryan Christian Parsons , he’s always fucking around.
by barbequesauceonmytiddies February 26, 2020
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THe* personal influence and communal influentze and pervsuasion* of 'Church doctrines inimical to Life' upon people and Peoples.
One of the severel* foundations of Western Christendom, our present form of dominant Social Organization, is the Parsonal,
by PartisanZ April 11, 2022
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Where someone acts arrogantly/annoyingly "pious 'n' preachy" ("I'm as honorable as a parson!") when publicly interacting with others, but is in reality a totally selfish/dishonest jerk in his private actions.
I somehow can never develop much respect for some highfalutin nose-in-the-air who claims to be a religious fanatic, but who also cannot appropriately handle even a simple moral-question situation --- talk about a split parsonality!
by QuacksO August 8, 2018
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