Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group
P1: Who’s that screaming?

P2: It’s definitely Ryan Christian Parsons , he’s always fucking around.
by barbequesauceonmytiddies February 26, 2020
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