A silly C*nt who often thinks hes a "super-tech"
A man with the inability to grow a beard on his cheeks.
A friendly man, but scares off women with his voice.
"Oh that guy with the voice is such a parsnips"
by Bi-Davies January 19, 2009
Being partial to an idea. Not quite in full agreement of what was said or done.
Guy 1: So what did you think of the new comic turned movie, the Watchmen?
Guy 2: I was really quite parsnips toward how the story line progressed.
by toastonrye March 31, 2009
A racial slur for blond people. The term was created by the American soldier Thomas E. Gay in World War II to poke fun at Hitler's "master race." The joke started during a meal with his friend Miller Jordan. He referred to the Germans "as white and meatless as one of those weird carrots."
"Those damned parsnips will feel America's fury!"

--Thomas E. Gay
by DONUTPUNCHER June 07, 2016
Parsnip. A grime term for circumcision.
Geeza 1 : Yeah man, got ma foreskin snipped off innit
Geeze 2: Rags man! Dats a par!
Geeza 1: Yeah man, some fucking parsnip ting.

(par-snip, cos its a snip dats a par, get me)
by GrimePlex January 02, 2009
coded term for cigarillo, be it CAO, swisher, or any other tasty tobacco treat
"Titties man, I could really go for a parsnip!"
by benz1n0 June 18, 2006
Some vegetable that's fuzzy or something. Who really knows for sure?
Dude, what the hell is a parsnip?
by Crazy Abe January 27, 2004
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