a gendernuetral term for aunt or uncle
"hi dad! when are we going to visit parsnip alex?" "we'll visit them this weekend, son"

"dad? what gender is parsnip alex?" "they're a cacti sweetie"
by a genderless bumblebee November 11, 2020
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a gendernuetral term for aunt and uncle
"hey dad? when are we going to go visit parsnip alex?" "we're going to see them this weeknd sweetie"

"hey dearest parent? what gender is parsnip alex?" "theyre a cacti sweetie"
by a genderless bumblebee November 11, 2020
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a gendernuetral term for aunt or uncle
"hi dad! when are we going to visit parsnip alex?" "we'll visit them this weekend, son"

"dad? what gender is parsnip alex?" "they're a cacti sweetie"
by a genderless bumblebee November 11, 2020
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coded term for cigarillo, be it CAO, swisher, or any other tasty tobacco treat
"Titties man, I could really go for a parsnip!"
by benz1n0 June 18, 2006
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Being partial to an idea. Not quite in full agreement of what was said or done.
Guy 1: So what did you think of the new comic turned movie, the Watchmen?
Guy 2: I was really quite parsnips toward how the story line progressed.
by toastonrye March 31, 2009
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The act of ejeculating your cum up your partners nostrils.
I was parsnipping the missus last night. She loves the smell of my cum.
by carlosbalados December 11, 2014
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