When a male deficates on a womans face then waits until it is dry and continues by forcing the fecal matter into the womans mouth and procedes to face fuck her leaving an oatmeal pie like substance in her mouth.
by ladamian May 18, 2006
Something that gives you much happiness. Could allude to something unconventional as a source of happiness, since parsnips are rather under appreciated vegetables
Or, it could just be a totally nonsensical statement
Or, it could just be a totally nonsensical statement
1: Well, I'm perfectly content with life right now.
2: How so?
1: I have a parsnip.
2: ...What?
1: To have a parsnip is all I've ever wanted.
2: ...What?
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2: How so?
1: I have a parsnip.
2: ...What?
1: To have a parsnip is all I've ever wanted.
2: ...What?
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by JJars August 19, 2009
Let's play Hide the Purple Parsnip....
by Ruthie Baby July 20, 2006
A place where parsnips are stored. Also a feature location in the glorious "Sound-O-Vision" cartoon for kids, "wordParsnips A-Plenty/word."
"This must be the parsnip depot!"
by Phoojoeniam August 14, 2003
An old Homestar Runner cartoon in which Strong Bad attempts to foil Homestar's plans to make parsnip soup. Strong Bad challenges Homestar to a duel. After the missing scene, Homestar is the victor. Then Homestar does a dance. At the end, Homestar tries the soup, spits it out at Fat Dudley, and refuses to give any to Sicklipan.
Homestar: Let's make soup.
Marzipan: What Type?
Fat Dudley: babababa-baba-baba-baba
Homestar: Parsnips soup it is.
Marzipan: Let's make soup.
Strong Bad: Parsnip soup eh? We'll make parsnip pie!
Strong Man: RRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRR.
...
Marzipan: What Type?
Fat Dudley: babababa-baba-baba-baba
Homestar: Parsnips soup it is.
Marzipan: Let's make soup.
Strong Bad: Parsnip soup eh? We'll make parsnip pie!
Strong Man: RRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRR.
...
by Anonymous June 5, 2003
Parsnip dick is were the penis is more girthy towards the bottom of the shaft and gets extremely smaller towards the top part and helmet.
Most parsnip dicks are between 4 and 6 inches and find it hard to maintain an erection for the entire performance.
Most parsnip dicks are between 4 and 6 inches and find it hard to maintain an erection for the entire performance.
Omg lewis is so hot but sadly he has a parsnip dick!
No way? He doesnt look like he’d have one of those!
No way? He doesnt look like he’d have one of those!
by Trevor2000 August 30, 2022
Another Term used for a joint of weed that is mixed with tobacco. Normally heard in the East Midlands area of the UK
-Ginger Joe smoked a fat parsnip jay with us last night
-anyone coming round mine for a parsnip jay tonight?
-anyone coming round mine for a parsnip jay tonight?
by Nip head October 31, 2017