an old erect male in his 80’s locked in a dungeon awaiting his escape so he can go back to sexually assaulting his rose bush
“ somebody let me out of this fucken rape dungeon so i can touch my beautiful bush again “ said peter parsnips #eskettit #niggers #touchme
by dirtity bitch November 18, 2017
When your feeling that special feeling and need the ancient release but the only sex aides available are the ingredients for your Sunday roast. So you post a parsnip up your brown eye (vegetable oil optional) and shag the life out of your Tesco uncooked chicken. Whilst your knob is wrapped in bacon like an extra salty pig in blanket.
Oh Doreen you wouldn’t believe that I caught Alan doing the dirty parsnip on Saturday after I went to bed.
I don’t know why you put up with it Glenda?
Well I quite like the extra salty chicken stock to make my Sunday roast gravy with……
I don’t know why you put up with it Glenda?
Well I quite like the extra salty chicken stock to make my Sunday roast gravy with……
by Dirty Roger the Cabin Boy November 10, 2022
A parsnip dick is were the penis is more girthy at the base of the penis and goes extremely thinner towards the helmet.
Most parsnip dicks are between 4 - 6 inches and struggle to maintain an erection for the entire performance.
And parsnip dicks will feel inferior to guys with big helmets.
Most parsnip dicks are between 4 - 6 inches and struggle to maintain an erection for the entire performance.
And parsnip dicks will feel inferior to guys with big helmets.
Omg Lewis is so hot but sadly he has a parsnip dick!!!
No way?? He doesnt look like he’d be packing one of those!
No way?? He doesnt look like he’d be packing one of those!
by Trevor2000 August 30, 2022
by Bigfatbaddie May 4, 2020
One pushing a parsnip into the backdoor entrance.
Inferring homosexuality.
A joke aimed towards men.
Inferring homosexuality.
A joke aimed towards men.
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"You're a parsnip pusher."
"Parsnip pusher."
"Sorry, I could not find synonyms for 'parsnip pusher'."
"You're a parsnip pusher."
"Parsnip pusher."
"Sorry, I could not find synonyms for 'parsnip pusher'."
by Hengarrrr January 9, 2013
You have to continually masturbate into a styrofoam and fill it. Once full you, whisk up until foamy and and pour over another man's shaft.
by Simonip September 23, 2017
A very explicit sexual act. Usually used to describe when a vegetable is anally inserted,then eaten by someone other than the person that was inserted with the vegetable. Some people may have sexual feelings about "Rusty Parsnips".This sexual act is very common within the worldwide Russian community.
"Vlad, I'm feeling horny."
"I've got the carrot in my hand,baby."
"I'm ready for a Rusty Parsnip , make me scream!"
"Get ready,babe."
"Oh yeah,fuck yeah."
"Take it,сука."
"AHHHHH,OOOOOOOHHH YEEEEEEEEE!FUCK ME HARDER WITH THE CARROT!"
*Screams of vegetable pleasure*
"Now,that's the brownest carrot I've seen for a while."
"Take a bite,while I get wet."
*Bites into brown, feces covered carrot.*
"How does it taste,Vlad?"
"Fucking grim."
"I've got the carrot in my hand,baby."
"I'm ready for a Rusty Parsnip , make me scream!"
"Get ready,babe."
"Oh yeah,fuck yeah."
"Take it,сука."
"AHHHHH,OOOOOOOHHH YEEEEEEEEE!FUCK ME HARDER WITH THE CARROT!"
*Screams of vegetable pleasure*
"Now,that's the brownest carrot I've seen for a while."
"Take a bite,while I get wet."
*Bites into brown, feces covered carrot.*
"How does it taste,Vlad?"
"Fucking grim."
by ado4 February 23, 2015