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Nicholaus Parijs

The most amazing man alive. He is very compassionate, and always puts others before himself. The best friend you could ever ask for, he can crack a joke or be mature whenever the situation calls for it. He is willing to talk to you about anything to comfort you. If you are dating him, he is even okay with you talking about your ex-boyfriends to get out your frustration. Safety is never an issue with him, Nicholaus will protect you until the end. Loves nature and sports, especially soccer. He has a perfect body, and is also an extraordinary lover; seeming to have no faults. There are not words enough to describe how amazing he is.
Girl 1: "Who is your boyfriend?"
Girl 2: "Nicholaus Parijs."
Girl 1: "OMG your sooo lucky! You wanna share?!"
Girl 2: "NO."
Girl 1: "Awww...okay. But if you ever change your mind..."
Girl 2: "HA. That will never happen."
Nicholaus Parijs by Your "Luvie" January 7, 2012
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who was in paris 

Niggas was in paris
Who was in Paris?
Niggas
who was in paris by Friedpiglet March 29, 2021
Parisa is a beautiful lovely girl who is very popular. She is lovely kind and caring and she is always thinking of others, everyone loves her because she is so honest. She will never let anyone bring her down, she will also never let anyone get in her way
Parisa by Lopelop April 28, 2014

Who’s in Paris? 

From the popular song by Kanye and Jay-Z, ‘N*ggas in Paris’. When somebody asks you this question, beware of the answer
John: Hey Grandma, who’s in Paris?
Grandma: N*ggas

parisian carnival

During anal intercourse, preferably a three-way, having a female partner take an unused condom (deflated), and inserting it into another partner's anus; next, the condom is inflated with the first female's mouth while it is in the second female's anus; particularly skilled females can inflate the condom to the point of rupture
Dude, why won't my girlfriend do the parisian carnival with me?

Paris-Roubaix 

A Single day cycling race in Northern France region known as Hell of the North, Queen of the Classics and The Easter race. First run in 1896, Paris-Roubaix is one of the most demanding races due to the cobbled sections of the race. Racers use bikes that have stronger frames than tradition road bikes and have wider tires. The race also frequently has bad weather which turns the cobbles slick and muddy from run off. The trophy for winning is a mounted cobble.
Lance Armstrong never raced Paris-Roubaix.
Paris-Roubaix by Eddy Merckx January 31, 2008

Paris Effing 

The hottest and coolest girl boss to ever exist !!
Person 1: omg look that’s Paris Effing!

Person 2: omg she’s so hot !
Paris Effing by ParisEffing July 13, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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