A wadded up clump of toilet paper, ampened, then placed length wise in the crack of the anus. If done after a long day of salsa shits or diarrhea, the user simply sleeps with the paratrooper in place. The anus will feel painless and clean the next morning.
"Oh my god, my ass has been dripping all day long. I gotta remember to throw in a paratrooper later tonight."
by Joshua6666 April 1, 2006
When two friends share bunk beds, the person on the top bunk ejaculats over the edge sending his sperm paratrooping down to the surface below.
by Tasmania Felons May 26, 2017
A turd, a firm stool.
I've just had the 4 minute warning, I'd better go and drop some Ethiopian paratroopers off at the pool otherwise I'm going to soil my strides.
by BobtheBlacksmith July 17, 2010
When a passenger jumps out of your car to stand in a parking space that has opened up behind or across the street while you pull the car around.
"We thought we would never find a spot but Matt got us a rockstar paratroop park right out front for me."
by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006
by axeman7 August 6, 2008
by james gell February 15, 2007
A pair of breasts that have been effected by gravity for so long and to such an extent that when not covered by a bra they resemble an unopened parachute. If they look long and fleshy with many wrinkles/stretch marks and downward facing nipples, you are seeing some paratrooper hooters.
An easy visual are the army men toys with plastic parachutes. You would throw the army men in the air and it the parachute would never properly deploy, they would just drop quickly to the ground with a thud. The failed parachute resembles the sagging breasts of paratrooper hooter endowed women.
An easy visual are the army men toys with plastic parachutes. You would throw the army men in the air and it the parachute would never properly deploy, they would just drop quickly to the ground with a thud. The failed parachute resembles the sagging breasts of paratrooper hooter endowed women.
I walked in on my grandma changing her bra. She had paratrooper hooters. I thought army men were being deployed into her belly button.
by Kaznasty July 17, 2009