Paralympic Biscuit 

A broken biscuit. One who is special and not the same as every other biscuit in the packet.

I can't dunk this paralympic biscuit, it's just not happening.

Paralympic Biscuit by HelenaHypnotise November 2, 2008

Paralympic potential

"when someone has the speification, ambition or required qualites to apply for the paralympics"

jingles: waahhh, look at that kid over there,
Holly: ii, he can hop faster than i can run!
jingles: if only he had one leg, he would have some serious paralympic potential.

Paralympic potential by Holltv & Jamtv April 5, 2010

paralytic

Derived from 'paralysed' or 'paralysis' is commonly used in slang to describe a state achieved after drinking too much.
Note: This word is often wrongly written and pronounced as paraletic

What did you do at the weekend?
I went out with the lads and got absolutely paralytic playing drinking games.
Never again!

paralytic by ant July 5, 2004

Paralymbionike

The paralymbionike is a form of ulvi.
He is a guy, who knows everything better.
Describes himself as a very clever guy, who has the answer to everything.
But he is not abled to show his pretended intelligence, because his lack of vocabulary betrayed him as a boaster.
He trys to hide this with rude language

The paralymbionike is a smartass.

Paralymbionike by RodFlanders May 4, 2004

paralytically incorrect 

When, following the consumption of unhealthy amounts of alcohol, ones usually easy going and tolerant views are discarded for a somewhat more robust manifesto.

Stemming from 'paralytic' (Brit. slang) meaning extremely drunk.

Hello Bob. Did you have a good time last night?

No Ted, I feel like shit and I can't remember how I got home. I hope I didn't become paralytically incorrect.

paralytically incorrect by Antony December 20, 2003

Paralympics 

An event held every 4 years where people with disabilities compete in many different events. It is based off of the Olympics and is held a week after the Olympics at the same place.

Jessica Long swam at the Paralympics and won gold

Paralympics by Swimmingbrunette October 28, 2013

paralympics 

A series of somewhat pointless events or games carried out by a group of mates after a big night out drinking.

Me and the boys got real smashed last night and held our own paralympics in the carpark. I won the 50m car hurdles.

paralympics by mrpain November 4, 2008