paper fuck 

Attempting to get rid of an employee by constantly writing them up over every little thing. Eventually their file will be full of disciplinary material and they are paper fucked.

Sarah is a horrible employee! Too bad we can't just fire her on the spot. We have to paper fuck her.

paper fuck by DisgruntledSupervisor April 10, 2013

Paper Bag Fuck 

A girl that only worthiness is to be fucked with a paper bag over her head

Guy 1 : Woah Nick is crazy going out with that chick.

Guy 2 : She does have a banging body but she a paper bag fuck.

Paper Bag Fuck by Bot 121212121 March 21, 2009

Paper-cut rally fuck 

This is when you line up 5 women in a line.Make them bend over the fuck me position and call up 4 of your friends.Get 5 pieces of paper and proceed to kneel in front of the bitches.then proceed to give each woman a paper cut while you all fuck them from behind and make a race out of it.The first girl to hit the finish line with the most papercuts, wins a free gang rape.

"these five girls totally got the paper-cut rally fuck last night, that bitch almost bled to death".

Paper-cut rally fuck by Big feces May 16, 2008

Fuck Nuts and Paper Cuts 

Fuck Nuts and Paper Cuts is an exclamation used by one who has just had something negative occur unto them.

It can be yelled or uttered under ones breath, both with roughly the same meaning of "I am not fond of what just happened to the point of incoherence and so I will utter a nonsensical phrase."

The phrase originated in the online gaming world and was uttered randomly upon the death of a player. The player and his friend then sat in silence pondering upon this new exclamation for not only did it rhyme, it also combined a variety of strange things all in one.

It can also be shortened to simply "Fuck Nuts"

*player 1 is shot by player 2*
Player 1: Fuck nuts and paper cuts! You got me!

Fuck Nuts and Paper Cuts by Piemanthe3rd June 15, 2009

paper fucked 

fucked over by paper

when i saw there was no more toilet paper i knew i was paper fucked

paper fucked by joboxer March 29, 2009

paperfuck 

A paperfuck is any document that can totally screw you such as: a lawsuit, legal charges, failing grades on a transcript, a police report, etc. etc.

It can also be used a verb.

Cop: I know that you know where the suspect is, now tell me where he's hiding or I will paperfuck you out of this university so fast!
UCLA Student: I swear I don't know, I think he has friends in Santa Cruz.

Daniel: How are you doing man?
Kyle: Awesome, I totally just paperfucked the guy who slashed my tires.

paperfuck by SNUKnight April 20, 2008

pamperfuck 

1) To use your wealth to extravagantly spoil your closest friends and family without reciprocation.

2) to perform anal while the adult recipient is wearing Pampers.

1) "After receiving my grandfather's inheritance, I decided to pamperfuck all of my friends with custom Rolexes."

2) "Hey beb! If we're doing anal tonight you're going to have to pamperfuck me"

"Why beb?"

"Because I just got new white sheets."

pamperfuck by sanchen November 4, 2013