a dim individual who is not at all insightful and merely wants to capitalize on people wanting to hear intelligent people engaged in meaningful conversation.
suzzie: Did you get hear what the guest speaker said john: no, I really wish i had
Pangburn: I could repeat what I heard, without understanding, but I'd have to charge
suzzie: Nah, lets ask joe, What a pangburn
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'