Palinese 

A hard-to-decipher language that originated in Wasilla, Alaska. Believed to have first been spoken and heard in the 21st Century, it is characterized by use of moronic oversimplified phrases such as "Russia's in my backyard," "gotcha journalism," "death panels," "lame stream media," and "you betcha."

Estimated global population known to speak the language: 1 person(s)

If the former Governor of Alaska decides to run for President in 2012, we'll all need some type of interpreter during the debates 'cause no one else on earth understands Palinese.

Palinese by dookeyboy November 21, 2010

Palinstan 

The home country of Sarah Palin, where they say that reality bends in a complete random manner.

Advertisement: Visit Palinstan, where all you say and do is completely random, really.

Palinstan by medicalmechanica February 10, 2010

Palienate 

Verb, (Political Slang) To nominate a Vice-Presidential candidate who initially appears to balance the electoral ticket, but ends up attracting only the most rabid and vociferous supporters from the other side of the party, thus ensuring you will lose your chance at the Presidency.

Guy1:"What did you think of Joe Biden as the VP choice?"
Guy2:" Well, I thought he was going to palienate the Right-wing Democrats with his pro-union schtick, but on the whole, looks like he's nailed it."

Palienate by UncleDes March 2, 2009

Palinesque

Fake, Transparent, Blabbering Idiot

Fox News is a complete parade of Palinesque Baffoons.

I'd rather be Bidenesque than Palinesque

Palinesque by Bill O'Lielly, Han Shammity January 16, 2009

palinswipe 

the act of slapping someone in the face with a wet fish while yelling "BAM!"

nigga sucka gone done palinswiped me just lyke homie Cleese did to brotha Palin in dat fish slapping dance sketch.

palinswipe by SOLID HOMEBOY May 8, 2005

Palienate 

The effect on the Republican faithful of Governor Sarah Palin's extremely unprofessional and downright strange behavior in the political limelight. Winking at the camera during her Vice-Presidential run and her recent resignation as Governor of Alaska are fine examples. Coupled with her highly questionable professional experience and family/personal life most members of the GOP must rightly question what has become of their world.

I think she managed to Palienate even the horny old vets with that move!

Palienate by doogiehowzit July 4, 2009

Palien 

Palien stands for somebody who is a pal and an alien at the same time. A palien is a "friendling".

The palien is a good friend.

Palien by A Palien January 28, 2010