Palien stands for somebody who is a pal and an alien at the same time. A palien is a "friendling".
by A Palien January 28, 2010
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Compound of "Sarah Palin" and "Alien."

Refers to a new species which contains Sarah Palin and her followers. Palien, one time Governor of Alaska and 2008 Republican Vice Presidential candidate, exhibits bizarre and otherworldly qualities not seen in the remainder of the human race.

Paliens wear cheap fur, carry small guns, have extreme and unreasonable conservative ideologies, and are ignorant of most world affairs. If you see a Palien, watch out! They do NOT come in peace.
If Sarah Palin is elected as president in 2012, Paliens will rule the Earth, and liberals everywhere will in unison migrate to Mars (hopefully it can sustain life by then).
by scoutfinch87 November 20, 2009
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One who is pale to the extent of resembling an extraterrestrial, or alien.
Did you see the way the light reflects off of Jason? He sure is a palien.
by Joshua Trbovich February 1, 2007
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One who is pale to the extent of resembling an extraterrestrial.
Look at the way the light reflects off of Jason! Man, he sure is a palien.
by Joshua Trbovich February 1, 2007
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Verb, (Political Slang) To nominate a Vice-Presidential candidate who initially appears to balance the electoral ticket, but ends up attracting only the most rabid and vociferous supporters from the other side of the party, thus ensuring you will lose your chance at the Presidency.
Guy1:"What did you think of Joe Biden as the VP choice?"
Guy2:" Well, I thought he was going to palienate the Right-wing Democrats with his pro-union schtick, but on the whole, looks like he's nailed it."
by UncleDes October 25, 2008
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The effect on the Republican faithful of Governor Sarah Palin's extremely unprofessional and downright strange behavior in the political limelight. Winking at the camera during her Vice-Presidential run and her recent resignation as Governor of Alaska are fine examples. Coupled with her highly questionable professional experience and family/personal life most members of the GOP must rightly question what has become of their world.
I think she managed to Palienate even the horny old vets with that move!
by doogiehowzit July 4, 2009
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