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1.
Palien stands for somebody who is a pal and an alien at the same time. A palien is a "friendling".
The palien is a good friend.
by A Palien January 28, 2010
 
2.
Compound of "Sarah Palin" and "Alien."

Refers to a new species which contains Sarah Palin and her followers. Palien, one time Governor of Alaska and 2008 Republican Vice Presidential candidate, exhibits bizarre and otherworldly qualities not seen in the remainder of the human race.

Paliens wear cheap fur, carry small guns, have extreme and unreasonable conservative ideologies, and are ignorant of most world affairs. If you see a Palien, watch out! They do NOT come in peace.
If Sarah Palin is elected as president in 2012, Paliens will rule the Earth, and liberals everywhere will in unison migrate to Mars (hopefully it can sustain life by then).
by scoutfinch87 November 20, 2009
 
3.
One who is pale to the extent of resembling an extraterrestrial, or alien.
Did you see the way the light reflects off of Jason? He sure is a palien.
by Joshua Trbovich February 01, 2007
 
4.
One who is pale to the extent of resembling an extraterrestrial.
Look at the way the light reflects off of Jason! Man, he sure is a palien.
by Joshua Trbovich February 01, 2007