Paternoism 

To cultivate the appearance of successful leadership, all the while managing one's organization in a detached--perhaps even negligent--manner that invites malfeasance; to ignore poor and criminal behavior on the part of one's subordinates; to become so captivated in projecting an image of one's own compassion and beneficence, that one loses track of one's own charges and responsibilities.

"'Having a photo-op on an aircraft carrier, while your administration writes plans to cut veterans benefits is an act of the most hubristic Paternoism--but the optics are sure to move the Peoplemeters,' remarked the campaign consultant."

Paternoism by ideadesade February 12, 2012

Paternus 

Possessing a phallic and/or pattern like quality

"After a long night of rough gay sex and molly wops, Renaldo's face was looking quite paternus."

Paternus by jerbangladesh January 25, 2010

Patternous

Using a pattern. If something is regular and consistent, it is patternous.

The ocean waves are patternous.

Patternous by Blithering Baboon March 27, 2022

Patternous

When the numbers for time and score in Rocket League follow a pattern

Paul: The score is 2-2 with 3:03 left.

Ron: That’s Patternous

Patternous by DaVinster81 February 1, 2023

Paternoster salutation 

To pay a rent boy to shit on one’s chest

Greetings, allow me to show you a paternoster salutation…

Paternoster salutation by anonymous June 30, 2023