Vanilla Paint Job

A special type of body painting exercise during which a man covers a female in a vanilla colored fluid generally from the penis

McKay: That bitch's tan is so fake.

Nathan: Dude you best lighten it up for her then.

McKay: Good call, I'll give her a Vanilla Paint Job.

Nathan: She will be so thankful.

by m&ndoinwork December 1, 2009

Spanish paint job

The act of one defecating rapidly into a toilet so as to create a splattering effect. A common result of irritable bowel syndrome.

After an eight hour car ride, I had to poop so bad that I Spanish paint jobbed that rest stop toilet!

by Mcbuggins June 13, 2011

Alaskin Paint Job

After a stripper is done dancing for the patron a skid mark is left on the patron.

My new pair of jeans received an alaskin paint job last night.

by NY Tripod April 23, 2011

lousiana paint job

When a stripper is giving someone a lap dance and then takes a shit on you.

Last night the god damn stripper gave me a lousiana paint job so it was to sneak into the house without my wife noticing I was at a strip club.

by Aerius May 28, 2007

Alaskan Paint Job

Noun - when an Alaskan stripper gives you a lap dance & leaves a streak down your pant leg.

Can also be used with any state or town!

Man, I got this killer lap dance last night at the titty bar. The bitch gave me one helluva Alaskan Paint Job!

by Rusty Sheriff's Badge May 4, 2011

Philadelphia Paint Job

After anal sex, she farts big and the cum sprays all over the wall.

I butt fucked her for a month, now I have a full Philadelphia paint job in my bedroom.

by Joe Black2 September 27, 2018

african paint job

Its when your on the shitter and then you whip your ass and blow your nose with the same piece of toilet paper

Jon: I was pooping and the i gave myself and African paint job

Tron: eeeeew that gross

by hahasuka January 29, 2014