Paedo Sheen 

The moisture that appears on the brow of most kiddie fiddlers

Bob: are you positive that Barry touches kids.
Tom: For sure, there can be no doubt, look at the sweat on his brow, definite paedo Sheen

Paedo Sheen by Mrwicked77 May 9, 2020

Urban Paedo

When middle aged men go on holiday to children's theme parks

Sean is 40 and went to Disney World for 2 weeks... What a perfect place to hide for an Urban Paedo

Urban Paedo by Real Samsons Lifters May 22, 2019

Paedofinder General 

Character from Monkey Dust responsible for persecuting anyone who's has ever seen, heard, met or imagined children.

"I am the Paedofinder General, your house shall be torched in flames for you being a paedophile"

Paedofinder General by Carnophage December 15, 2004

PaedoPhil 

Someone who is interested in children in a sexual way called Phil.

Did you hear? PaedoPhil is being released today!
Oh look, there's that PaedoPhil!
PaedoPhil got locked up again today, the dirty paedo!

PaedoPhil by MyWordsAreMyOwn January 10, 2021

Paedogeddon 

Conjunction of the words paedophile and armageddon first used by Chris Morris in the 2001 Brass eye special "paedogeddon" to satorise the media hype surrounding paedophilia issues of the time.

" anyone who is offended by Chris Morris's paedogeddon brass eye special is clearly a cocoa-shunter "

Paedogeddon by Edward Owen June 6, 2007

Paedofinder General 

A character from BBC Three's Monkey Dust, an animated series of much dark ad twisted amusement.

I am the Peadofinder General and by the powers invested in me by a phone poll in the News Of The World, I declare you guilty of being a Peadofile and sentence you to death.

Paedofinder General by Meat Safe Murderer February 7, 2005

paedo pellets

old mans favourite confectionary: werthers originals

the old man lured the small child into his car with his paedo pellets

paedo pellets by dibs August 6, 2006