1) Anyone on the Internet under the age of 13 that acts like they run the place.
GameFAQs.com is full of kiddies, each stupider then the last.
by Anonymous August 14, 2003
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1. a child

2. something intended for children
There all kiddie movies.
by Light Joker August 20, 2007
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A kid. A little kid. That doesn't know anything
Dude 1 is a kiddie
by DoomBringer316 February 13, 2004
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Someone who plays Nintendo Games (see Nintendrone)
Nintendo is kiddie!1111111111111
by fdewnfcue64 October 21, 2006
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Refering to pornography using actresses barely over the legal limit, who shave their pubic hair and have their faces digitally altered to appear as though they were much younger. Also "pornography" showing penetration of the kind of dolls little girls play with. In many western countries, this is completely legal. Infact, any country where
"normal" pornography is allowed, this is too. Many sex shops distribute these videos entirely legally and in the open.
Kiddie Kiddie videos have fairly low mark-ups, because the paedophiles think they share a bond with the typical customer. See NAMBLA
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004
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