padz 

A device used by women to soak up large amounts of blood flowing from their fuzzy vaginas.

Cashier: Will this be all for you?
Women: Yes. (Hands cashier economy size box of padz)
Cashier: Oh, is your vagina bleeding AGAIN?

padz by Tom P May 1, 2005

doing a padz 

Doing something stupid or retarded. For instance hoarding PRs, or failing school.

Look at the guy, totally doing a padz.

doing a padz by Zarkov November 4, 2010

Padzi 

Something two gay people say to each other to let each other know they are gay.

“Hey Beattie, padzi!” - McNeil

“Padzi” - Beattie

Have sex*

Padzi by Padzi January 26, 2022